Diamond K Armory “Fur Missile” Charcoal T-Shirt
Every home deserves a dependable security system.
Some rely on alarms. Others rely on cameras.
We trust the Fur Missile.
The Diamond K Armory Fur Missile Charcoal T-Shirt pays tribute to the loyal companion that’s always ready to protect the family, patrol the property, and let everyone know when something doesn’t belong.
Designed with a military-inspired technical blueprint layout, this shirt combines humor, patriotism, and the unmatched loyalty of the German Shepherd into one premium graphic tee.
Whether you’re a dog owner, hunter, firearms enthusiast, or simply appreciate a well-trained working dog, this shirt is sure to become one of your favorites.
Blueprint Features Include
The detailed schematic humorously labels your favorite four-legged protector with features such as:
- Fire Mode: On Command
- Type: German Shepherd
- Operating Weight: 90 lbs
- Ammo: Razor Sharp Teeth
- Targeting: Automatic
- Intruder Detection Radar
- Advanced Tracking Sensor
- Target Acquisition Optics
- Close Quarters Engagement System
- Mood Indicator Radar
- Warning System Speaker
- Ball Retriever Module
- All-Terrain Mobility Unit
- Deploys at 30 MPH
It’s the perfect conversation starter for anyone who understands that the best security system has four paws and never needs batteries.
Premium Next Level Comfort
Printed on the incredibly comfortable Next Level Apparel 6010 Premium Fitted Crew, this shirt feels just as good as it looks.
Shirt Features
- Next Level Apparel 6010 Premium Fitted Crew
- 60% Combed Ringspun Cotton / 40% Polyester
- Lightweight 4.3 oz fabric
- Ultra-soft ringspun cotton blend
- Modern athletic fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Excellent durability
- Minimal shrinkage
Perfect for:
- Range days
- Everyday wear
- Dog training
- Hunting trips
- Gun shows
- Cookouts
- Outdoor adventures
- Weekend errands
Why You’ll Love It
The charcoal heather fabric gives this version a rugged, tactical look that makes the crisp white artwork stand out. The subtle left chest Diamond K Armory logo keeps the front clean, while the oversized back print delivers all the personality.
It’s equal parts funny, patriotic, and practical—just like the dogs that inspired it.
Exclusively from Diamond K Armory
Designed exclusively for Diamond K Armory in Hillsboro, Texas, this shirt is available only through Diamond K Armory.
If your best friend has four legs, sharp teeth, and takes home security personally, this shirt was made for you.
Product Details
- Brand: Diamond K Armory
- Design: Fur Missile
- Color: Charcoal Heather
- Blank: Next Level Apparel 6010 Premium Fitted Crew
- Material: 60% Combed Ringspun Cotton / 40% Polyester
- Fabric Weight: 4.3 oz
- Fit: Premium Fitted Unisex
- Front Print: Diamond K Armory left chest logo
- Back Print: Full-size Fur Missile technical blueprint graphic
- Designed in: Hillsboro, Texas
Loyal. Fast. Fearless. The original home defense system.






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